OUR
POET PRESIDENT
Editor's
Note:
This
poem is composed entirely of actual quotes from
George
W. Bush. The quotes have been arranged for
aesthetic
presentation by Washington Post writer Richard
Thompson.
This is too good not to share, especially during
National
Poetry Month.
MAKE
THE PIE HIGHER
by
George W. Bush
I
think we all agree, the past is over.
This
is still a dangerous world.
It's
a world of madmen and uncertainty
And
potential mental losses.
Rarely
is the question asked
Is
our children learning?
Will
the highways of the Internet become more few?
How
many hands have I shaked?
They
misunderestimate me.
I
am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I
know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families
is where our nation finds hope, where our
wings
take dream.
Put
food on your family!
Knock
down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize
society!
Make
the pie higher!
Make
the pie higher!