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Time Out With Tany
by Jack Tany
      THIS COLUMN WAS WRITTEN IN FRONT A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE
 
QUICK QUIZ
Name the player whose jersey is the top seller in the National Hockey League.
A.  Joe Sack
B.  Steve Yzerman
C.  Mario Lemieux
D.  Don Bethune
QUOTABLE QUOTES
Professional golfer Patty Sheehan,  "I like the idea of playing for money
instead of silverware. I never did like to polish."
Mickey Rivers, on Reggie Jackson's claims that
he has a 160 IQ,  "Out of what, a thousand?"
Jean Cruguet, French-born jockey,  "When I first came here, I worked the
Florida tracks. It's hard to learn English when everybody is speaking
Spanish."
IDLE THOUGHTS
More than 50 years ago, Frank J. Zamboni built and drove the first
ice-resurfacing vehicle across his family's Southern California rink.
Earlier this year the company that bears his name sold its 7,500th machine,
which was sold to an arena in Thorburn, Nova Scotia. The company, now run
by Zamboni's son Richard, is based in Paramount, California (about halfway
between Los Angeles and Anaheim), and has become synominious with cleaning
ice surfaces.
	Sure, there have been competitors (remember the Olympia brand?),
but the Zamboni is the top dog. Heck, they even sell items including
keychains, Christmas ornaments and board games (under a licensing agreement
with the National Hockey League). The cost for a new Zamboni machine is
about $60,000.
Remember former Detroit Lions player Brock Olivo? He was a back-up fullback
in his playing days and a special teams' demon for four seasons. Well, he
retired from the National Football League at the ripe age of 26 and joined
the band SugarTree.
I always knew he marched to a different drummer. Olivo is singing lead
vocals and playing rhythm guitar for SugarTree, a four-piece rock band that
plays the club scene around Metro Detroit. Olivo, a classically trained
pianist, nixed a base salary of $525,000 for his music career. What's next,
Bobby Ross on bass guitar?
Even though I can't stand the New York Yankees, Mickey Mantle has been my
favorite player since I was a kid. Heck, he's even got a great-sounding
name. I have numerous books on Mantle, an autographed baseball and an
autographed 14 x 22 color photograph.
I recently came across another book, The New York Yankees Illustrated
History (St. Martin's, $29.95) which has a number of stories from New York
Times's sportswriters Dave Anderson, Murray Chass, Robert Lipsyte, Buster
Olney and George Vecsey. Joe DiMaggio and Mantle are depicted in 1951
(DiMaggio's last season and Mantle's first) and Lipsyte reveals that
DiMaggio never gave Mantle the time of day.
In my last column I wrote about the great tradition they have in Bay City
with the Golden Helmet Award, which is awarded annually to the top prep
gridder in the Bay City Times coverage area. Why can't a local company from
Saginaw step up to the plate and start its own Golden Helmet Award? I bet
if you ask some of Bay City's past award winners they will tell you it is
quite an honor.
Some people really don't care for Rick Neuheisel, the head football coach
at the University of Washington. But those same people probably don't know
what he did for Alcorn State's football program this past year. The Alcorn
team wore uniforms plaid for largely by Neuheisel.  Alcorn defensive
coordinator Karl Morgan and Neuheisel were teammates at UCLA in the early
1980s and have remained friends. Morgan asked Neuheisel for help because
the Braves needed new uniforms and it just wasn't in the budget. Neuheisel
gave $7,500, which covered 55 percent of the cost of 80 purple home
jerseys, 80 white road jerseys and 80 pairs of gold pants.


I was emailed this the other day:
1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.
3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.
6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is GOLF.
CONCLUSION: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your
balls become.


I, like many, was disappointed at the showing of our area cage teams in the
high school basketball tournament. When the local squads get ousted, it's
no fun to watch the finals.


Whatever happened to Willie Huber?
QUICK QUIZ ANSWER
C.  Mario Lemieux's jersey is the top seller in the National Hockey League.
Pavel Bure is second, Steve Yzerman is third, Curtis Joseph is fourth and
Joe Sakic fifth.
 
 

 

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