INSTRUCTIONS FOR PLACING AND RESPONDING TO FOR SINGLES ONLY

IF YOU WISH TO RESPOND TO SINGLES ADS VIA EMAIL, SEND YOUR RESPONSES TO acidpen@sbcglobal.net TO BE FORWARDED.

 You can now place singles ads by calling 799-6078 and paying via credit card.

GLOSSARY OF TERMS: F (Female) * M (Male) * B (Black) * H (Hispanic) * J (Jewish) * C (Christian) * W (White) * P (Professional) * D (Divorced) * S (Single) * ISO (In Search Of) * LTR (Long Term Romance) * NS (Non Smoker) * ND (Non Drinker) * WW (Widowed)

 

if someone responds to your ad, please extend him or her the courtesy of a reply, even if it's a brief note telling him or her you are not interested. If you send replies and fail to hear from an advertiser, please let us know. If you send replies and fail to hear from several advertisers, perhaps you should examine the way and manner in which you are responding. If you are running a singles ad the least you should do is respond to all letters received, just to say you may not be interested, particularly when someone takes the time and makes the effort to write you.


 

NEW SINGLES ADS...

 

WM, 67, WW. RETIRED 10 YEARS. 5’10”, 175 LBS., BLUE 

eyes, college grad, looking for LTR with Sincere Lady of proportional shape. Am a homeowner in Thomas Township with great sense of humor. I enjoy golf, travel, cards, casinos, movies and hunting. Am non-drinker and former smoker. Send note, phone, photo if possible.  #6862

 

SBM, 42, ISO SWF, 32-60. I ENJOY GOING FOR WALKS, talking, laughing, affection, cuddling, caring, undersanding, sense of humor, good listener. Please call me at 332-1476.  Option 2 Ad.

 

GAY WHITE MALE, NS, SOCIAL DRINKER, SEEKS ADULT exchange with physically fit and trim Black male. I am mature, discreet, independent and low-maintenance. No long term contract required. What more would you want? All replies will be answered. Thank you. #686

 



SWM, 48, 5’5”, GREEN EYES, BROWN HAIR, N/S, SOCIAL DRINKER AND A good sense of humor.  ISO cute SWF/HF, 35-52, who is passionate and a little wild/mild for fun, friendship and whatever happens.  Interests are baseball, basketball games, bowling, cooking, dancing, fishing, movies, music, picnics, romance (cuddling, hand-holding, etc.) up North travel.  If this sounds good, please write and send address, phone number and photo if possible.    #6796

 

WHITE MALE, 63, 5’8”, 180 LBS. HAZEL EYES, BROWN hair, balding GM retiree. I enjoy 60’s and 60’s music, dining, traveling north, garage sales, casino, movies, TV, etc. I have a sense of humor, am kind, caring, honest, with good morals, serious relationship. I would  love to hear from you. Thank you.  #6846

 

DWF, Non-SMOKER, SOCIAL DRINKER, 54 YEARS, 5’5”

and slender. I like cards, casinos, grandchildren, a good movie. I live in the Bay City area.  #6847

SMALL, ACTIVE WHITE WOMAN IN THE ‘80s, DOW

Corning retiree. Would like to meet a fun loving white male companion. I like all kinds of dancing, lap swimming, movies, humor. I live alone in Saginaw, Michigan near the Tittabawassee exist near Fashion Square Mall. (Non-drinker).  #6848

 

SWM, 53, ISO SWF 35-50. LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO

share all aspects of life with. I enjoy movies, playing billiards, going up north kayaking, bicycling and more. I’m 5’9”, 155, social drinker, smoker, would like to met someone who is honest and sincere. Call me Sag. 799-2711. Rick.      OPTION 2 AD

 

NORTHERN MICHIGAN GOOD GUY WANTS TO FIND THE

girl of his dreams. Where are you? Likes good times, Lake Michigan, playing in the sand dunes, picnics and bonfires, summer outdoors, no winters. I like pizza, shrimp, ice cream, and seek a girl 5’3” to 5’8” medium build, nice on top, blonde - brunette. Love cuddling, caring, backrubs, massages, 50 to 65 years old. I’m 5’10-and-a-half inches tall. Live in Traverse City.   #6849

 

SWM, 70 YEARS OLD, BLUE EYES. I AM A NON-SMOKER,

Elvis fan and I love Karaoke. I am looking for a companion to share conversation and activities with. Hope to hear from you soon.  #6851

 

SWF, 61, ATTRACTIVE, SLIM BUILD, ENERGETIC, EASY

going, honest, with a good sense of humor. I like walking, cooking, travel and just doing things together. I’m looking for a man with a sense of humor, honest, caring and lovable. Seeking a long term relationship. Will answer all.  #6852

 

DISCREET, CAUCASIAN, CHRISTIAN GENTLEMAN, 

College Grad, retired, healthy, drug/disease/smoke free. Seeks friendship, adult fun with male (includes Bi’s/married). Not into Gay Scene. No overweights or drugs. All replies answered within 100 mile radius. Thanks. #6853

 

SWPF, 52, 5’9”, BRUNETTE, BROWN EYES. INDEPENDENT and easy going woman with great sense of humor. Non-smoker, social drinker, enjoymovies, dining out, most outdoor activities as well as staying home cooking dinner, watching good movies. Looking for TALL special man to fill void as I’m widowed 10 years with no children. Send notes, phone number and photo please. #6854

 

SWM, BLONDE HAIR, BLUE EYED COMMERCIAL ROOFER, social drinker. Employed, Career & Family Oriented. Intelligent, Sense of Humor, Easygoing. Lives in Bay City. Seeks Employed, Ambitious, Well-Maintained Female, 18-30. Something for Possible Friendship/Roomate and/or Lady Love for Happily Evere After Type Situation. Hot Babes of All Ages and Races Strongly Encouraged to Apply with Photograph and Phone number.  #6855

 

SWF, 64, 5’5”, ATTRACTIVE, SLIM BUILD. CARING,    honest. I like Garage Sales, Casinos, and like to dance to country music and watch movies. Going up North. Bowling. Looking for good man, slim build, tall, good personality to do things with.  #6856

 

DWF: WHERE IS THIS GUY??? HE IS A GOOD FRIEND, A

good lover, a good cook, a good listener and a good sport. He appreciates the way a good cigar unfolds like a story, the first warm rush as a good cabernet reveals it’s cologne, and every womanhe’s ever loved. He is comfortable changing a tire or changing a diaper, wearing a tuxedo or wearing nothing, and being the one to make the late night run for movies, cocktails, condoms, food, cold medicine or ‘feminine’ products. He understands that ordering a pizza is not considered foreplay, waht people say and do does matter, and that a life lived well is a glorious thing. He is good at what he does, even if it’s not what he wanted/wants to be when he grew/grows up. No one, including him, would ever say ‘he acts a lot younger’ than his age. His age is something else he does well. he finds appealing the idea of a female consort who plays golf and many other sports badly, always reads the directions last, and still believes in Santa Claus. He is intrigued by her passion for most things having to do with the arts, participating in community and civic projects and humor. His ardor forgives her for reading and keeping too many books, getting lost in her work, and flirting shamelessly with babies, the elderly, busboys, the mailman, the garbage man, phone solicitors, people behind her in line, etc. etc. He is probably 45 to 50-something, never reads ‘this kind’ of ad, and doesn’t really know why he has no female companioin in his life right now. he will someday tell a younger man how the smell of her skin on his sheets is what he dreamt about when they were apart, the warmth of her hand on his chest as shel slept made him feel he wouls always love and be loved, and the way she whispered anything in his ear, sexy things, funny things, gossip, made him appreciate the intimacy of sharing his life and hers.  #6857

 

DSWM, 44, BLUE EYES, BROWN HAIR, 6’1”, VERY ACTIVE

Trustworthy, caring, sincere, NS., Social Drinker. Looking for special slim to average build young looking attractive Brunette, Blonde, WF, 39-48 that likes the Great Outdoors, moonlight walks, holding hands, biking, fishing, movies, off-roading or just staying home cuddling, sharing our thoughts from our hearts. If interested please send notes, photo and phone number. I would love to hear from you. #6858

 

ESSEXVILLE, 70 YEAR OLD SWM. I AM AN HONEST FUN guy who is looking for a companion to share conversation and activities with. Please write with your interests.   #6823

 

SWWPM, WOULD LIKE TO MEET A PLEASANT ATTRACTIVE lady who needs a companion. Preferably near Midland. I am 78 - but active and want a friend to join me in some activities; dining out, outdoor cooking, drives north, travel, watching TV by the fireplace, staying at a cottage, playing Cards, Tennis, golf, fish, visit a casino or whatever pleases you. Please write with a photo included and lets meet for dinner. #6859

 

SBM, 43, ISO SWF 32-50. I’M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE

that has the same interests that I have. I enjoy movies, going to dinner, dancing and walking. I’m looking for a friend first, then possibly a serious LTR. Hope to hear from you soon. #6860

 

54, DWM, NS, ND. LOOKING FOR LTR WITH WF, 45-60, Enjoy people, talking, laughing, affection, cuddling, and all the good things and times that make life enjoyable. Please send photo, will answer all replies. Let’s enjoy the holidays and start 2009 off on the right foot! #6861

 

SWM, 48, 5’10”, BROWN EYES & HAIR WITH GREY. 

Honest and caring. Like nature and anything to do with outdoors. Not into bars. ISO SF, any race except B. Many other likes. Attracted to average to thin W. Send Pic and information to saldoochi@hotmail.com